Thursday, February 11, 2010
Who, me? nope, no hoarding here. i'm definitely not a hoarder. not at all. not even a little bit. pshaw, that's crazy. for sure not me. don't even worry about that, could never happen....
I know i'm not the only one who watches hoarders. And I know i'm not the only one who while watching hoarders is secretly whispering to themselves (which is creepy already), 'that's not me, right? I don't do that, right? my stuff is pretty? but I bet they think their stuff is pretty? they had to start somewhere, right? am i starting? do i have the gene?' you get the idea. As a prop stylist you have to have a ton of stuff. it's just par for the course. If you don't buy that awesome vintage brass birdcage for $15 when you see it at the thrift store or flea market, then inevitably a client will ask you for one 3 weeks later, and it might take you days to track one down, and you'll have to rent it instead for $75. This scenario plays through my head daily.
Having a lot of cool stuff actually makes my life easier and me a better stylist. Whilst backpacking last year with brian in southeast asia I couldn't help but collect textiles, pottery and carved wooden sculptures and shove them in my full backpack, ditching necessities, because I knew that showing up to a shoot with these 200 year old vegetable dyed linens in colors you can only dream of will knock everybody socks off. I need them, truly. I can't just keep bringing the same things to the same client; and at flea markets, thrift stores, antique stores, or while traveling, everything is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and it's just really hard to turn it down.
now, you see my ability to rationalize? is that how they rationalize. dear lord.
that being said, I really really really really don't want to be a hoarder. But that's like saying 'I really don't want to be a crack addict'. Nobody does, but it still happens. ( But how??????? I truly don't understand...or do i????) So i'm going to go in the direction of these pictures, instead. Putting all my pretty things together in a fairly organized way really does have a strong impact, is super pretty, feels really warm and you don't look like a freak, more like a collector. yes, that's it, i'm a collector of pretty, pretty things.
oh, and for the record, i don't keep anything that isn't, a. vintage, b. handmade, c. used often for work, or d. has sentimental value. thems the rules.
images: 1. sibella court book, etc. 2 - 4 style files blog, which is awesome, bt-dubs.
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classic excuses for a hoarder, emily. "Oh, I MIGHT need this one day." Do you think my pile of urine soaked diapers is unsightly?
ReplyDeletegreat post! you are funny.
ReplyDeleteCould be worse, you could hoard crack, and that would be really unfortunate. Though, we’d probably call you a rock collector and then you’d just sound like a big dork. Hmmm. Yep, better to stick with collector of pretty things.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Best friend and greeting card recipient I referenced yesterday? Clarinet. I've never let her forget it.
did you watch that lindsay lohan hoarder thing on "the insider"? hilarious. go to youtube and find it!
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just found your blog and so far, I LOVE IT!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Katherine, and I love you.
ReplyDeleteand 2 by design chick - uh, need your name - you're a really good person for still being her friend. But I guess everyone needs a project, huh? it's a little 'can't by me love' but I admire your commitment....
I made my husband read this post so he'd know I wasn't a hoarder, but a mindful collector.
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